After extending my stay to cover a few more films -- here are my reviews of
Crawford and
Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- I found myself low on funds here in Austin. So I took a one-night temp job as bouncer in a biker bar. Fortunately, I was able to flash my new tattoo to get myself some badass cred.
A couple of drunken rowdies tried to start a fight by saying
Jean-Luc Godard was the only true genius of the
French New Wave. But they shut up pretty damn fast when I got medieval on them with a pool cue. Deconstruct
that, suckas!
After extending my stay to cover a few more films -- here are my reviews of Crawford and Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- I found myself low on funds here in Austin. So I took a one-night temp job as bouncer in a biker bar. Fortunately, I was able to flash my new tattoo to get myself some badass cred.
A couple of drunken rowdies tried to start a fight by saying Jean-Luc Godard was the only true genius of the French New Wave. But they shut up pretty damn fast when I got medieval on them with a pool cue. Deconstruct that, suckas!
1 comment:
"Deconstruct that, suckas!"
ROFLMAO Funniest thing I've read today.
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