Blast from the past: Salma Hayek

It's true, it's true: While Salma Hayek changed, I hid my eyes. Honest.

The Ultimate Hottie

Entertainment Weekly wants you -- yes, you! -- to choose the Ultimate Female Hottie from a lineup of 25 nominees who have come to prominence during the past decade or so. I, for one, would like to express my deep dismay that a 21st century magazine would sponsor a competition that is so egregiously sexist and degrading to women.... Aw, hell, who am I trying to kid? Salma Hayek (above) gets my vote.

Real women have Globes

Shapely ladies "proudly flaunted their voluptuous figures" at the Golden Globes. Yummy.