Coming soon: Zombies Versus Gladiators. No, seriously: Zombies vs. Frickin' Gladiators

As H.L. Mencken once sagely noted: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." Wonder what the old boy would make of Amazon.com's announced intention to get into the movie production business with "crowdsourced" projects like... like... well, Zombies Versus Gladiators.

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays

Bush Vs. Zombies

This just in from New Orleans-based pop culture maven John Guidry, my reliable source for all things related to zombies: "You have nothing to worry about. The government is protecting us."

But remember: We must hang tough in our war on the living dead. If you question our Commander in Chief, the zombies have won.