And if you thought Sharknado was funny.. Here's Fox News

Wait, what's that you're saying? This wasn't supposed to be funny? Are you sure? I mean, can't you imagine this as the premise for a new SyFy movie? Maybe I need to access my screenwriting software... Or get the Ayslum folks on the phone. (Hat-tip to Crooks and Liars.)

BTW: You do know that SyFy is repeating Sharknado at 7 pm ET/ 6 pm CT Thursday, right?

And now, in the grand tradition of Sharknado... Ghost Shark

And the beauty part it... SyFy is premiering this on my freakin' birthday!!!!

And now, the exciting conclusion of... Sharknado

If you weren't able to experience Sharknado mania first-hand Thursday evening, here's a clip of the eye-popping, mind-frying, shark-ripping climax. Mind you, I don't think this sequence is half as neat as the early scene in which John Heard cold-cocks a shark with a barstool, but what the hell. Thanks anyway, SyFy.