Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Kiss and tell

Pity poor Lindsay Lohan. In return for a reportedly hefty payment, one of her ex-lovers has revealed to a London tabloid many of the juicy details about their sex life. Extreme sports enthusiast and el supremo skank Riley Giles refers to Lindsay as a "nymphomaniac," a term customarily used by losers when they get kicked to the curb by women who enjoy sex as much as they do, and claims: "She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night ... We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

So let me see if I have this straight: According to Mr. Stud Muffin here, any woman who wants to have sex six times during the course of a single day is a "nymphomaniac." And because he can, at age 24, rise to this sort of challenge, that makes him some sort of fantastically resilient cocksman. That's about the gist of it, Riley?

Geez, I'm glad this guy never met some of the women I knew when I was back in college. He might have had to give his interview from a hospital bed.

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