They're moving to my hometown, and are already looking to get more involved in local charity work, according to US Magazine: "The couple hopes to raise awareness for the hurricane-devastated Gulf Coast region." Angelina is interacting with non-celebrity moms, with Brad is continuing his efforts to encourage construction of environment-friendly homes.
So I would just like to go on record as saying that, henceforth, anyone who makes a snotty remark about Pitt or Jolie can kiss my ass. OK?
And for pretty much the same reason: Spike Lee and Sean Penn are off-limits, too.