Prequels

You can read my Variety reviews of The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning and The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior. Or not. Either way, consider this: I used to think I had a great scam going by getting paid to go to the movies. But now I get paid just for sitting on my couch and watching made-for-video movies on DVD. Is this a great country, or what?