Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Sorry, haters: Paris Hilton memorized her entire monologue

At least, that's what the Associated Press is reporting about her genius career move. Good for her. At this rate, she will so totally live down The Hottie and the Nottie.

2 comments:

LexG said...

Hey, "The Hottie and the Nottie" OWNED. I'm such a Hilton completist I've also seen her stellar cinematic work in "The Hillz," "Pauly Shore Is Dead," and "Bottoms Up!"

She is a national treasure and the HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. TOTAL OWNAGE.

Joe Leydon said...

Funnily enough, I saw a DVD of Bottoms Up! on sale for $9.95 tonight at a grocery store. But I passed it by, and purchased a DVD of The Deep for $3.34 instead. Why? Because Jacqueline Bisset in a wet T-shirt ACHIEVES TOTAL OWNAGE!!!!