News, reviews, previews, interviews and random musings relating to all things cinematic, and otherwise, by Joe Leydon, the purported Dean of Houston Film Critics.
Hey, "The Hottie and the Nottie" OWNED. I'm such a Hilton completist I've also seen her stellar cinematic work in "The Hillz," "Pauly Shore Is Dead," and "Bottoms Up!"She is a national treasure and the HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. TOTAL OWNAGE.
Funnily enough, I saw a DVD of Bottoms Up! on sale for $9.95 tonight at a grocery store. But I passed it by, and purchased a DVD of The Deep for $3.34 instead. Why? Because Jacqueline Bisset in a wet T-shirt ACHIEVES TOTAL OWNAGE!!!!
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