Disaster Movie -- The worst comedy of its kind since Meet the Spartans.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -- Even with a bigger-than-usual budget, Uwe Boll lives down to expectations.
I Could Never Be Your Woman -- This movie was so bad, it wasn't released -- it escaped. (No, seriously.)
Sex Drive -- Train wreck.
The Day the Earth Stood Still -- "Klaatu barada oh-no!”
Beer for My Horses -- And swill for the audience.
Wicked Lake -- Polluted.
Strange Wilderness -- Actually, more like a wasteland.
Four Christmases -- Ho, ho, ho? No, no, no!