My son wanted to know what I thought of his new, way-cool sunglasses. But I really didn't want to tell him: I think they make him look like the underling of a B-movie crimelord. I mean, jeepers, can't you imagine someone looking like this getting the crap kicked out of him by Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal or even Shannon Tweed?
Actually, I can imagine him kicking the crap out of some hapless bit player in an early set-up scene that serves to show the audience just how bad the b-movie crimelord is.
Hey, wait a minute! Didn't I see him chasing a witness in "Snakes on a Plane" last night?
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